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Pastor Christian T. Roll Explains the Inferiority of Women

Atheists love discussing how Abstinence-Only Until Marriage Sex Education (AOUM) doesn’t work, but I am here to tell you that Abstinence until Marriage works. Those lying atheist fudgers just love to cite their so-called research and spout off nonsense like,

“adolescents who intend to practice abstinence fail to actually do so, and they often fail to use condoms or other forms of contraception when they do have intercourse” and that AOUM is “not effective at preventing pregnancy or STIs, nor do they have a positive impact on age at first sexual intercourse, number of sexual partners or other behavior,” the United States has spent more than $2 billion on AOUM programs in the last 20 years.

The problem isn’t AOUM; it’s the barbaric atheists who want people to believe abstinence doesn’t work, so kids will have more sex to increase abortions. Why would they want more abortions?

Because they’re baby killers!

Atheists love killing babies. Sometimes they sit around their houses laughing and joking about the baby massacre,

“How many babies did you kill today, dear?”

“At least a dozen, but those babies died fast, so it wasn’t as enjoyable as usual.”

“That’s too bad, dear. Oh, I heard the Henderson’s killed hundreds of babies last week.”

“Wow!”

That’s right! Nonstop baby murdering all because people don’t understand Christian sex education. Well, I’m here to put a stop to the nonsense. If you turn your attention to the large screen to watch my slide show, I’ll provide the Christian Sex Education we teach here at the Church of the Redeemed Whore.

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This is a penis.
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This is a vagina. Notice how God designed the penis for internal placement within the woman, who he created specifically to accommodate the penis.

Pastor Christian T. Roll Explains the Inferiority of Women

Now, as you can see, penis plus vagina equals whore. You have to understand that God made women inferior to serve men, and he did this to give men the responsibility of keeping women from becoming whores. Clearly, this is stated in the Bible, Ephesians 5:22–24,

Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands. 

That includes your vaginas!

Now, your going to hear those new-age heathen preachers quoting Galatians 3:28 to promote gender equality,

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

Sure, before God, the supreme being of the universe, everyone is equally inferior, but that doesn’t mean a woman is equal to a man.

Duh!

So, now that we have established the inferiority of the woman, clearly, the man is responsible for not allowing the woman to become a whore. Men’s solutions to women’s whoring construct on understanding her inferior anatomy that accommodates many penises. In contrast to the man’s ability to only have sex with one woman at a time, women can enjoy many different penises, sometimes at the same time, without becoming exhausted. For this reason, women’s inferiority keeps them from remaining abstinent. Just look at these girls showing all that skin.

Like they’re asking for penises!

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Luckily, Christian scientists were far ahead of the technology curve and created practical devices to stop women from whoring.

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That’s right! Chastity belts.

Nothing stops a woman from whoring like a chastity belt. The old ways are the best ways, and clearly, if you want to keep a woman from becoming a slut, this is the method. Chastity belts are practical for many applications, like if a man has to go on vacation. You wouldn’t want to come home to find your wife with the gardener, would you? Of course not. Even more effective are these devices for keeping feeble-minded daughters abstinent while at school or out with friends.

As you can see from my presentation, those lying atheists are wrong. Abstinence-Only Until Marriage Sex Education perfectly works if you know how to keep women in line. Remember to demand Abstinence-Only Until Marriage Sex Education at your next PTA meeting, or you might end up with a teen mom or dad.

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Join me next time for a discussion about the myth of racism.

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