Pastor Christian T. Roll Declares War on the Jewish, Chinese, Atheist, Homosexual Agenda
All over the world, the forces of evil threaten Christians! This danger is God’s punishment for not living by the Word of Jesus and allowing the Jewish, Chinese, Atheist, Homosexual Agenda to flourish.
Pray with me, sinners!
We have abandoned you, Lord! We allowed the murderers of Jesus to build synagogues and secretly rule the world. How wrong we have been! Save us from the Zionist-occupied government, Lord!
The war against Christians roots deep in the communist regimes, and China is the worst enemy. Secretly, the Chinese have been using the money from US corporations that offshored jobs for cheap labor to slowly build their anti-Christian, communist empire. We condemned ourselves for low-cost computers and furniture! Now, billions of communist Chinese pray to their evil Buddha, preparing to annihilate Christians!
The atheist scourge rises from the lack of Jesus in government, education, and child-rearing. We have failed you, Lord! Dear, God, protect us from the vicious rampaging atheists!
The enemy is everywhere! In cities across the USA, violent homosexuals form militias, prepared to put an end to Christians. They could attack at any moment!
Everybody start praying! The Lord has challenged us to stop the advancing forces of sinners. God told me to raise eight million dollars to combat the evildoers, or He would take my life.
We must meet this evil and carry out the Lord’s will. Please make donations now, or mine and every God-fearing Christian’s blood is on your hands.
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Currently, all donations are not tax-exempt because the IRS ruled the Church of the Redeemed Whore does not qualify for nonprofit status, which is nothing more than the Jewish, Atheist, Chinese, Homosexual Agenda trying to stop Pastor Christian T. Roll from defeating them in the great holy war to come.
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- 25% Jesus prayer fee, covering Pastor Christian T. Roll’s personal prayer, asking Jesus to forgive your abundance of sins
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Original Photos by Le Minh Phuong, Quino Al, Vidar Nordli-Mathisen, Hasan Almasi, & Daniel Gutko.Pastor Christian T. Roll Copyright 2022