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Welcome to the Church of the Redeemed Whore!

Pastor Christian T. Roll is the voice of reason in a world of heathens.

Pastor Christian T. Roll here, and welcome to the Church of the Redeemed Whore. I’ll be writing on this illogical, lying, atheist publication to bring you the truth and word of Jesus Christ in opposition to that fudger Vincent V. Triola.

Christian Pollution, my ass!

He should call this news rag, Unsuitable for Toilet Paper, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from a heathen, lying, baby-murdering atheist!

Let’s not forget that lying scumbag, Terry Trueman. True, my ass! The only thing you’ll learn reading that guy will be how to go to hell!

You can see why I’m here now. The unbiased truth of Jesus Christ must be heard above the nonsense on this antichristian, anticonservative, anti-Jesus-loving filth they call a publication. I will bring you the unpolluted and only truth you need: the bible and the Word of God.

If that’s not enough, well, just climb right on the bus with the rest of the sinners and baby murders and roll right into the fire of hell! 

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