Christian screams, “I’m no fag! Give me death!”

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I’m no fag! Give me death

Those who live by homophobia, die by homophobia.

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“You shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” Leviticus 18:22 Homosexuality is a sin and those who say otherwise are not real Christians.

God made Adam and from his rib the Lord created Eve. He did not create another male for Adam or another female for Eve thus homosexuality defies the will of God. The Lord’s plan is not open for debate and that is why the Bible forbids the union of male with male and female with female. This is why Sodom fell from sin that rotted it to the core like a cancer.

Genesis 19:8 shows how homosexuality is a choice when Lot offers his two daughters which the homosexuals refused. “Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.”

They refused because they wanted only to know the sin of flesh with men. It is a temptation and a rebellion against God since they know what is right and choose to oppose Him. No person is born homosexual; it is a choice they make. They choose to rebel against God. Those who glorify the homosexual instead of their God reveal themselves to be fools.

“Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.” Romans 11:25

And a fool’s rebellion is soon squashed like Sodom.

Dear Warrior of Jesus,
Once three Christian explorers crossed an unknown region of a jungle. They hacked with machetes through the thick vegetation until they emerged into a clearing of stones bearing carvings of an unknown language. As the explorers marveled over the discovery, the brush surrounding them came alive as fierce natives entered the stone garden, threatening with spears and arrows.

Hands bound and mouths gagged, the explorers walked, guided by the spear-prodding natives. After a long trek through the jungle, the party entered a village where skulls rested on polls that nude natives danced about as bonfires raged, spitting ash and embers into the sky. In the center of the festivities rose a bamboo platform supporting a throne constructed of human bones. A tremendous, muscular, war-painted Chief stared from the royal seat as children fanned him with palms.

The captors pushed the explorers to their knees, ungagging them as one of the natives sprinted to the platform and knelt before the mighty Chief to explain the situation. The listening Chief stared at the frightened Christians as the savages gathered about them and poked and yelled viciously. The Chief descended from his throne, towered over the explorers, and declared to the first Christian, “You trespassed on sacred burial ground. You now choose: death or zug zug?”

The terrified Christian asked, “What is zug zug?”

The annoyed Chief, perhaps lacking understanding of the Christian, pointed menacingly. “Death or zug zug?”

The first Christian looked about as the villagers intently stared, and his friends cowered. Well, death is permanent, so whatever zug zug is might be bad, but at least I’ll survive. He looked to the Chief. “I’ll take the zug zug.”

The Chief howled, “Zug zug!” Grabbing the Christian by the back of his neck, he lifted and hurled the man into the dirt while pulling away his grass skirt with his other hand, releasing a python uncoiling into an erection. The Christian, seeing the approaching grinning Chief, grasped at the dirt, trying to crawl away, but the massive warrior was on him. With cheek smashed to the earth, the Christian howled in agony as the Chief pounded the man over and over and over. When finished, the savage Adonis tossed the Christian off to the side, where he curled in the dirt weeping.

The Chief, still ready, marched back to the second Christian as the natives shook weapons and bounced in jubilation. The second Christian pursed his lips, fought back a smile, and said, “Well, I guess I have no choice but to take the zug zug.”

The Chief again roared, “Zug zug!” Reaching for the second Christian, the Chief discovered the man already turned and poised on all fours, staring back coyly. “Ready!”

The Chief worked as the second Christian lamented, “Give it bitch!” So the Chief did for some time, and when finished, the Christian lay in blissful exhaustion in the dirt while natives cheered and waved weapons as servants brought their sweaty leader a coconut to replenish himself. After gulping and tossing the husk into the woods, the Chief stood before the third Christian, wanting more. “Death or zug zug?”

Filled with righteousness and disgust, the Christian declared, “I am a God-fearing man. Homosexuality is an abomination. Give me death!”

The Chief nodded and smiled, then brightened with anticipation as he thrust his chest to the sky, bellowing,

“Death by zug zug!”

The Moral of the Story for Dumb Christians

I just can't take morons like you seriously. 🤣

Jesus Fish