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If Christianity Was a Dame


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If Christianity Was a Dame

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Would you feel blasphemous towards her?

If Christianity Was a Dame

Would you be possessive and watch her every second, like some kind of troll squatting on a ledge over her while she slept, or after you’d had your filthy way with her?

If Christianity Was a Dame

Or would you bombard her with constant questioning while she’s makin’ dinner: Do you love me? Enough? Will you always? WILL YOU? Do you love me as much as I love you? Do ya? DO YA???!!!!! Just to keep her confused and wondering?

If Christianity Was a Dame

Or would you be like: “You know what, Christianity, I’ve had enough of your cock-teasing.

If Christianity Was a Dame

And frankly, I don’t give a fuck!”

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