Christian Zombies
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"Christian Pollution"
"Christian Pollution"
9 articles
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July 31, 2024
10 Ways Christians are Worse Than Zombies
How Christians Are Worse Than Mindless Zombies. Learn How Christian faith makes people incapable of rational thought and leads to negative outcomes.
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July 31, 2024
20 Ways Christians are Like Zombies
How are Christians like zombies? Discover the eerie similarities between the undead and the devout in this chilling comparison.
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July 31, 2024
3 Simple Ways to Avoid Becoming a Christian Zombie
Avoiding zombification is crucial for maintaining your personal autonomy and mental alertness. Learn how to resist the pull of Christian dogma and live a life of true freedom.
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July 31, 2024
Christian Blind Faith Turns People into Zombies
Zombies, especially Christian zombies, are a metaphor for the loss of individual agency and the subsuming of the self into a collective horde. Nothing is more dangerous to itself and others than a Christian zombie acting on impulse.
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July 31, 2024
Christian zombies show their unwavering support for Trump, the convicted felon, due to a lack of autonomy and critical thought.
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July 31, 2024
Christianity to Zombies: Understanding the Unbelievable
Much like zombies, Christianity is a fantastical and supernatural belief system that defies logic and reason. Learn how the power of gullibility and faith can lead to the unbelievable.
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July 31, 2024
Republican Christian-Fascist Zombies
Understanding the rise of Republican Christian zombies and their impact on politics. Policy making by the brain-dead
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July 31, 2024
Zombification Via Christianity
Living in God’s grace is easy when you follow these seven simple steps to becoming a Christian zombie. Embrace conformity and relinquish your autonomy with this foolproof guide to Christian zombification.
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July 21, 2024
Would you rather be a zombie or a Christian?
Christianity without a doubt turns people into mindless zombies. Learn the dangers of this terrible religion & avoid becoming a stupid zombie.
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