Pastor Christian T. Roll's Sermons

Dating Christian Women, Black Men Wanting White Women, The Real Housewives of Christianity

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Dating Christian Women, Black Men Wanting White Women, The Real Housewives of Christianity

Sermons for the year 2022 by Pastor Christian T. Roll to teach Christian men to stop their women from whoring!

The Complete Guide to Dating Christian Women

Guiding the Christian Woman Away from Whoring to Marriage

Christian dating has never been easier! Whether you’re a Pentecostal or a Presbyterian, you’ll be amazed by how easy the Lord made dating. What once seemed a complex ritual now has a detailed plan interpreted from scripture. Never mind all those dating services or books about relationships; that’s all atheist propaganda. God gave us a formula applicable to any Christian woman, showing just how simplistic a woman can be:

A good christian woman is already planning for her kids and family.

Simple enough, and as such, it is up to the man to lead that woman to the kids and family she is seeking because she would never find them on her own. Now, to lead a Christian woman, you need to be an upstanding Christian man who leads the way in his ability to be a responsible person. Let’s watch this wonderful video to learn more about Christian women’s wants.

Don’t bog yourself down with understanding a woman better or learning about her aspirations. You just need to know how to properly lead that Christian woman to marriage because that’s what the Lord intended.

However, you know how God loves to challenge Christian men, and the woman is not so easily led because she is inferior — even the best Christian women. For this reason, comprehending the true nature of the woman is imperative, and that nature is deceitful, like a succubus trying to steal your soul.

Just look at her, using her whoring!

Whoring Christian Woman

The woman will try to sex-you-up because she knows her whoring can lead the Christian man astray, not just in dating. Don’t think you’re safe once you married that Christian woman! Adam thought he was safe, and suddenly, he was living on the earth because Eve tricked him into eating the forbidden fruit. A woman’s desire to control a man through whoring is ever-present. Let’s listen to the insightful sermon from Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, who explains the problem perfectly.

Fascinating! So we see Christian dating is not merely about getting married and having kids. No, dating is just an extension of a man’s responsibility to lead the woman. God has made it our mission to regulate them, and because the woman is at risk of whoring, dating and marriage become a balancing act between keeping the good Christian man’s soul from deteriorating into sin while leading the whoring woman to the family she desires.

That’s right! The woman is a weight of sin pulling the good Christian man down to hell, and to avoid damnation, we need to fight the desire for sexual pleasure that leads us to her control. Just as Rev. Peterson says, sex should be about making babies, not pleasure. Just get in and get out, so you don’t fall prey to the whoring.

There’s a real danger for the Christian man when he gives in to the whoring pleasure. I’ll leave you with this video to show you the living Sodom and Gomorrah. Stare upon the whoring that led these sinners to premarital sex, a mockery of marriage, and a homosex celebration. Stare at the evil and remember these images next time you want to indulge in sex with your girlfriend or wife.

We wish you the best of luck finding your good Christian woman! Join us next time, here at the Church of the Redeemed Whore, when we learn to take the homo out of sex.

Black Men Wanting White Women Syndrome

Pastor Christian T. Roll Explains Black Envy & the Myth of Racism

As we approach the New Year, I wanted to start my resolution early by bringing attention to the growing problem of Black Men Wanting White Women Syndrome. Though an old issue, this syndrome’s successful containment failed during the desegregation and Civil Rights fiasco. Since that time, BMWWWS spread at an alarming rate, threatening good Christian women everywhere. As Christians, it is our responsibility to stop the spread of this syndrome, and that starts by understanding the causes. Please turn your attention to the slide show.

The Pyramid of Christian Hierarchy

This is the Pyramid of Christian Hierarchy, which illustrates the level of Christian advancement. As you can see, the white man is at the top, meaning he is the most advanced Christian. Now those lying atheists love to point and cry racism, but that is a lie. Racism is a myth invented by liberal, homosexual-controlled media to distract believers from Jesus.

God brought blacks to America to become Christians and have their souls saved, and since white people were already Christians, God gave them the responsibility to ensure this task’s completion. Does this mean that blacks are inferior to whites? Absolutely not. All people are equal, and

All lives matter!

Christians don’t indulge in racism; that would be unchristian, but the problem is that black people are still not yet as advanced in Christianity as the whites, and mixing up Christianity will breed lesser Christians. Nobody wants that. The last thing the world needs is less quality Christianity. However, starting long before the Civil War, lying atheists and other dregs of humanity began mistaking freedom with Christian quality issues and blamed Christians for slavery. Of course, Christians didn’t own slaves except for a few bad apples. Personally, I believe Christian slavery is a Jewish, Atheist, Homosexual, conspiracy with China to destroy Christianity, but that’s a story for a different time.

You see, in the early days of black Christianity, blacks needed monitoring, and God, in His infinite wisdom, made them slaves as part of His bigger plan to make them better Christians. Of course, abolitionists began thinking themselves smarter than God, causing the Civil War and ultimately the freedom blacks were unprepared to live. Had there been no Civil War, racism would have ended when God deemed blacks good Christians, but now with freedom forced upon them, blacks endured many issues like crime, and of course, BMWWWS.

Lacking good Christianity, black men soon fell prey to envy and wanting white women. Need proof? Just watch this video.

My God! It’s like she’s speaking another language.

Clearly, you see why the black man would get confused by the ramblings of Dr. Corbett, which make no sense whatsoever. Being of less advanced Christianity, Dr. Corbett lacks the knowledge of Coronavirus as an atheist, left-wing conspiracy with China meant to undermine America by keeping Christians from working and making money. Now, the black man sees this lack of advanced Christianity in the black woman, and looking up the pyramid, the white woman becomes very appealing with her superior Christianity. To understand the appeal of the white Christian woman, compare Dr. Corbett with this exceptional white Christian woman.

10,688 death reports (0.0022%) among people who received a COVID-19 vaccine, not necessarily caused by the vaccine. ~CDC

Is it any wonder that the black man desires white women?

No one could resist this Christian woman with her keen sense of the truth, and clearly, the atheist, liberal, homosexual agenda has done black men a great disservice by giving them false hope of obtaining the Marjorie Taylor Greenes. A sad situation for sure with only one way to help the sufferers of Black Men Wanting White Women Syndrome, and that’s to be proactive. In this next video, this good Christian woman shows us how to keep the persistent black man from thinking he can date white Christian women. (Why else would he persist in attempts to enter the woman’s building?)

Fantastic! She has perfectly illustrated how the Christian white woman must handle the black man suffering white woman envy. Despite his constant filming (showing his uncontrolled desire), this woman keeps him from feeling welcome. Christian women who use these tactics provide a great benefit to the black man ill with BMWWWS.

She won’t be desirable now!

Concluding this discussion of BMWWWS, I hope you good Christians learned how to help the black man. Just remember there are many beneficial methods such as calling the police, and white Christian men should not be exempt from helping the black man either. Whenever a white Christian woman cries out for help against the suffering black man, every white Christian man in earshot should come racing to her aid. It will take every white Christian, male and female, to fix the BMWWWS problem.

God bless! Join me next time for the Complete Guide to Dating Christian Women.

The Real Housewives of Christianity

Learn how these fine Christian women change the world serving God and their men while making babies!

The Church of the Redeemed Whore welcomes you to learn about the real housewives of Christianity. Filthy feminists, homosexuals, and liberal atheists love to talk about the narrow-mindedness of Christians and how Christian women are “oppressed” victims of their religion, but I say, “Phooey!” Christian women are on the front lines changing the world when they’re not home making babies and pleasing their men as God intended. Let’s meet some of these Christian movers and shakers and learn what it means to be a Christian housewife.

Wife, Mother of Three, & Entrepreneur

“When I was born-again, I had no idea what Jesus planned for me. One Sunday after church, my husband and I took our children to a fast food place, and when we ordered, we noticed the ungodly rudeness of all the foreign and “unchristian” workers who made all the Christian patrons sad with bad service. Jesus whispered in the back of my head, ‘Katie, I need you to end workplace conflict and bring peace to the world by fixing the diversity problem.’”

Christian Diversity Consultants’ advertisement printed with the anagram Building Individual Greatness On Togetherness while housewife, says, “We take the “ack” out of black and the “ew” out of Jew!”
Christian Diversity Consultants

“Suddenly, my mission became clear. If I put scripture back in the workplace, there would be no conflict since everyone follows God’s Will, leaving nothing to argue. I accomplish this mission by teaching companies to embed scripture right in their policies because it’s not enough to hear the Word; you need to operationalize it!”

“There should be no Gays, Muslims, Jews, or Buddhists — just Christians from nine to five!”

Wife, Mother of Two, & Intrepid Reporter

“I was a leggings model and distributor for a Christian MLM, and while driving from one party to the next toting my inventory and kids, God called me to my true career. As I listened to a Fox News podcast, I heard Jesus say, ‘Amy, selling these Godly leggings is not what I want you to do. You will bring the truth to the world as a journalist.’

“I gripped the steering wheel and prayed, ‘Lord, I’m just a churchgoing, Christian mother with no experience as a journalist. How will I ever accomplish such a mission?’

“The only answer I heard was the screaming kids and the Fox podcast above the car’s engine, but when the Lord says to do something, you do it! I went right home and called a babysitter, then drove fifty miles to the local Fox affiliate. I walked into that TV station and went straight into the manager’s office and said, ‘Mister, God told me to be a reporter, so here I am!’

“That man stood, walked around his desk, and looked me up and down, then said, ‘You’re perfect.’

Housewife turned Fox News Anchorwoman with camera only showing her legs while she reads, “Clearly, the president’s trillion-dollar infrastructure plan intends to destroy US business and allow Jews to rule the banks while Mexicans enter the country from the unfinished wall that the Godly Donald couldn’t finish because of widespread voter fraud.
Housewife to Fox News Anchorwoman

“That day, I became a Fox News anchorwoman because God saw fit to reward me for my hard work, steadfast faith, and dedication to the truth.”

“It was a true miracle!”

Wife, Mother of Twelve, & Best-selling Author

“I was just drowning in housework and childcare as me and hubby struggled financially. We could barely feed our twelve children, but Jesus gave me a solution. One night, hubby came home from the rally and started screaming about the dirty diapers overflowing the trash in the filthy bathroom, which I tried to explain, ‘Husband, I’m tired from child-caring.’

“Hubby kicked the television, cracking the screen causing sparks to shoot out, which scared the babies to crying. He punched the walls and slammed the door of the bedroom, cursing and screaming. ‘Get me a beer, woman!’

“I clasped my hands and looked up, crying, ‘Jesus, where have I gone wrong? I’m sorry I’m such a bad wife.’

“At that moment, a peace swept over and blanketed me with Jesus’ forgiveness. All my scripture reading and listening to my pastor’s sermons about modesty and managing the home came rushing back, making me realize I had not tried hard enough. The Holy Spirit filled me with inspiration, and I knew then my calling to bring the Word of modesty and wifely duty to women everywhere. I doubled down on my efforts to care for the children and clean the house while I began writing my Christian Guides to keep other women from making my mistakes. It took some time, but I soon became a best-selling author of many different Christian-living guides.”

Woman tossing a book printed with the title, “How to not offend hubby with your hoohoo!” Screaming angry man on cover says, “Anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die is Satan!”
  • How to Hide Your Monthly Shame
  • Never say the four letter words, “P***s” or “V****a!”
  • How to Keep the Kids from Blocking Hubby’s View of the Television
  • What to wear to the rally? Trump or Klan.
  • Hubby’s Ideas are Your Ideas Because the Bible Says So
  • How to NOT Make Hubby Smack You
  • How to Politely Ask the Pastor to Stop Molesting You or Your Children
  • And many more!

“Now I feel good, knowing Jesus allowed me to keep other women from failing their hubbies.”

Pastor Christian T. Roll finishes his sermon.

Amazing! God works in mysterious ways for sure, and these Christian housewives prove it. Next time you hear some homosexual, feminist, atheist liberal whining about Christian women, just keep in mind that Jesus provides for the true believers.

Join me next time when we learn about Christian Safe Zones.

Jesus Fish

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