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Do Christians bother you? You're not alone.

Christian Pollution: Polemics & Absurdities: Everything you knew about Christians but were afraid to say.

Updated on October 14, 2024

Published: September 29, 2022
3 Minute Read Time
Vincent Triola & Terry Trueman

Is there something about Christians that bothers you?

Do Christians bother you? You're not alone.

Can't place your finger on what irks you about Christians?

Do you feel like they're constantly lying and preaching one thing while doing another?

Do Christians bother you? You're not alone.2

You are not alone!

Daily, Christians push their religious agenda on everyone either through law, policy, or coercive, gaslighting culture but when criticized, they immediately claim,

"It's the evangelicals!"
"It's the Trumpers!"
"It's not all Christians!"

Would it surprise you that approximately 50% of Mormons, Catholics, and other mainstream Christians voted for Trump –– and have voted for the racist, Christian Nationalist Republican Party for a long time!

Articles in this collection include:

Chapter: Christianity: The Bullshit is Possible, (But Probably Not,) & Therefore Dishonest

Plausibility v. Possibility
An Alternative to Christian Nonsense About Death & Dying
Why Does God Reveal Himself to Some & Not Others?
Your Immortality Project
How Christianity Removes Individuals from Reality
LATE-BREAKING ALERT: Important Update For Fundamentalist, Polluted Christian Thinkers
The Christian Story of Creation & Dinosaurs
F**k Nietzsche, You Know What I Mean?
The Christian Deconstruction Flimflam
A Good Christian Home
How Christianity Hijacks Philosophy
Conspiracy Madness and Christianity

Chapter: Trumping for Jesus

Christian Pollution of Politics
Blue Newt
Christian Equals…
John Lennon and Elvis Presley & Their Brides in Christian Heaven
The Christian Cartels & Christian Washing
Trumpian Truth and Facts in Christendom Today
The Orange Man
Is America an Abortion?
Still Don’t Understand the Christian Complicity & Christian Washing Problem?
Two Reactions to Trumpian News Madness
Satire 098 for Christians
I Am Christian Patriotism & So Can You
The Christian Crisis
GOP Loves Sewer Rats, Butthole Bugs, & Hypocrisy
Trump’s January 6th was Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch
Tired of Trumplandia and His Mar-a-Lago Horseshit Yet?

Chapter: Sex, Gender, & Christians

Christian Gaslighting
Holy, Holy, Holy Christian Baloney!
Clean out the closet! Christians have made clear where LGBTQ will go.
It Ain’t Kinky if it’s About Loving Jesus
The Christian Man
THE HIGH ROAD TO LOVE & SEX — NOT Avoiding High Octane Christian F&*k Rage
Never Date a Christian- Ever!
Christian Sex and Love
Shocked by the reversal of Roe vs. Wade? Welcome to Christian Oppression!
HEY DESANTIS AND FLORIDIAN CHRISTIAN IDIOTS Just Say “Gay”
Rebels’ Ride
WHAT THE FUCK Christians and Gay Stuff

Chapter: Excuses are Like Assholes; Every Christian has one & they all stink!

Cowardly Christians, quit telling US it’s the evangelicals & tell THEM.
WE’RE NOT OUTTA THE WOODS YET ~ The American Christian Authoritarian Impulse “Manifest Fascist-fest”
Good Christian or Bad Christian? Not Your Problem.
AS COVID VARIANTS GREW, A REMINDER: There Ain’t No Room at the Inn
Keep Thinking Evangelicals or a Small Christian Minority is the Problem & Watch Your Rights Disappear
Considering Tiger Woods and Racist Christian Prayers Against Him
How CNN Promoted the False Narrative of “Imposter Christianity”
WE’VE ALREADY HEARD THE FIRST SHOTS
The Supreme Court Proves Christians are Liars
Ignominious Ignominy and the Flaming Immolation of Fame

Chapter: Where do we go from here?

Having a crisis of faith?
There Is No Such Thing as “Equal Power”
How Christianity Derails Your Life
BASIC 101 SHIT Creativity
The Four Most Mind-numbingly Annoying Things about Christians
Hey God, You’re A-Ok by me
How The Christian Work Ethic Makes You Unsuccessful
Wake the Fuck Up, Christian Hypocrites! Look at Yourselves
Christian Women Defend the Right to Dangerous Healthcare
THANKS ANYWAY, MY BROTHER ~ Christian Love
How Christianity Makes You Insane
EASTER: Jesus H. Christ’s DNA
Eight Things You Don’t Have to Worry About if You’re Not a Christian
If Only Jesus Were Jesus, You Know?
Limit Contact With Christians
Immortality and You, Superhero

You won't find any philosophical jargon, Christian double-talk! Real words from real people who understand the damage Christians cause!

For the first time, the Christian problem plaguing the United States with ever growing theocracy is presented in all its dangers and dishonesties. In a collection of polemic essays and verses, you will see the absurdity of Christianity as it guides society and people into escalating issues of racism, subjugation of women, misogyny, homophobia, and just downright ridiculous beliefs that Christians cannot even abide but desire the law to compel you to obey.

Note to Christians: Contains multisyllabic words. There are no pictures in this book! You will not like this book because it does not pat you on the back and say you are a loving and charitable Christian! I REPEAT: You would need to READ, and there are BIG words with no pictures to help!!!

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Christian = Christian

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Christianity is The Fascist Problem No One Will Discuss

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Christianity Makes Sociopaths

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Christianity’s Armchair Psychologists

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Christians are the most persecuted people in the world!

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Do Christians bother you? You're not alone.

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INCEL World & the Raptures of the Ruthlessly Unattractive

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Is God an Anti-God That’s A Veritable Vegetable?

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January 6 riots have nothing to do with Christian Nationalism you fucking moron!

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Jesus Jibber Jabber

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Jesus & the Beatles were Woke - Christians Steer Clear!

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Judge Christianity by Christians

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Lafayette Judge Michelle Odinet Proves Systemic Racism is Alive & Well

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Christian Letters: January - March 2023

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Malcolm X’s Insight into Christianity

The white man never has separated Christianity from white, nor has he separated the white man from Christianity. When you hear the white man bragging, “I’m a Christian,” he’s bragging about being a white man. ~Malcolm X. The insightful and prophetic Malcolm X understood the intrinsic tie of white supremacy with Christianity. Today, we face the outgrowth of Malcolm X’s insight, but rather than focusing on white Christians, the problem centers on distinguishing Christians from...

Marjorie Taylor Greene is every bit a Christian as AOC

A comment on a recent article about AOC’s sexual harassment at the Capitol pointed out that AOC is a Christian. Christians believe religious critics don’t know liberal Christians exist, and the mere existence of the progressive somehow proves the conservative, fundamentalist, or evangelical Christian isn’t the “true” Christian. Critics know all too well the identity problem Christians foist on the rest of the US that pollutes politics by forcing a determination of which Christian will...

Monogamy VS Polygamy: AI Goes CPAC

So, I asked an AI chat function to tell me a humorous story about the benefits and challenges of “monogamy versus polygamy.” On most subjects the AI reads like an essay by a community College teacher trying to impress his tenure committee, proper citations in appropriate footnote/endnote styles, links, informative, safe, reasonable and vanilla. But for this assignment the AI pulled out the below: “Sure, I’ll try to write a humorous story about monogamy versus polygamy....

Most Bullies are Christian Children

Bullying’s history is long, but awareness of the problem’s severity didn’t begin until the 1990s in the US when researchers began actively studying the issue. With increased research, bullying began clarifying as discrimination fueled by a power imbalance, allowing children with a stronger social position to harm those of lesser status using violence and ridicule. Despite increased awareness, bullying is still downplayed and often ignored by adults mainly because this abuse is a function of...

North Dakota Public School District Superintendent Larry Volk says,

Why the media deemed Volk’s despise of critical race theory newsworthy escapes me. By this point, it should come as no surprise that education is as polluted with Christianity as any other institution in America. Situations like the one with Volk should question the hiring practices for teachers and education administrators since logic dictates you wouldn’t want zealots teaching and especially not managing schools. Yet Volk not only voiced his opinion but received approval from...

“Osteen” is the Babylonian word for Satan.

I don’t know for sure, but it’s probably true that “Osteen” is the Babylonian word for Satan. It can’t possibly be good for the human species to continue indulging the Bronze Age fantasies, authoritarian constructs, and social engineering that shield the so-called “faithful” from social and personal accountability. ~ Comment by Paul Hildum Dear Reader,Thank you for identifying one of the primary links between some of the worst aspects of Christianity. Critics of Christianity and...

Overturning Roe vs Wade & Mike Johnson Opening The Door to Theocracy

The meme above has been floating around, showing new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is quoted as saying some pretty amazing shit. Mike Johnson and his wing of radical lunatic anti-choice misogynists certainly seem capable of such an outrageous view. And all pity to Laurie Kilmartin, Austin/Fort Collins whose able- bodied worker son apparently won’t leave her couch in the basement. I remember some years back, shortly after her failure to be elected Vice-President...

Philosophical, Political Grossness:

Gone are the days when we can look out at our culture and say, "Okay, if we just fix this and that we'll all be all right and Jesus and his daddy-o will be pleased and we'll be swell for-fuckin'-EVER," or at least those days should be gone. How many more examples of faith belief and magical thinking transmogrifying into dog shit on the heels of our jogging shoes will it take? Dunno Donno, but...

Psalm 24 Interpretations

Table of Contents Commentary & Analysis Psalm 24 The True Purpose The True Beauty of Psalm 24 The Wonders of Psalm 24 Questions to Consider When Writing a Bible Interpretation Bible interpretation is no easy task, requiring much effort, prayer, and meditation to write. To truly write effective Bible commentary once must go that quiet place inside and let Jesus enter the peace of spirit and mind. Psalm 24 highlights this need to connect with...

Racist Christian asks, Who commits more crime?

The oblique question "Who commits more crime?" promotes racist inquiry. One wouldn't ask who commits more crime without defining "who" to avoid this issue. Investigating who commits more crime can be a scientific inquiry depending on the group in question, such as recidivism rate differences between juvenile and adult offenders. However, without focusing the question, the person could be asking about anything. Though meaningless, you'll see the question posted on racial injustice articles because racist...

Sexy, Drunk Christians: Twelve Steps to Purity

Christianity violates the rational balancing of needs and morality, allowing believers to overcome dissonance by justifying contradictions, thereby creating discord. The contradictory thinking elicited from an improbable belief (Christianity) appears rational because what appears as wisdom, “do unto others,” is just practical insight found in most cultures in one form or another. This wisdom becomes susceptible to irrational application, having been filtered by Christianity, perfectly explaining the many glaring contradictions inherent in Christians, like believing...

Christian Love & Hate’s Dichotomy

Faith and Jesus play out in the real-world imaginations of people who need this kind of horseshit to survive. Life is hard, or at least people who tell themselves this about Jesus eventually see that reality can be kind of a bear at times. From a range of silly Christian applications force-fed into one's brain because everything always, all the time is, after all, about you and yer buddy, Jesus, right? Christianity mixes love and...

Spirit, Faith, & Love Against Bullshit

Miracles Happen mostly when we decide something unexpected and/or unusual is miraculous. Miracles are the simple-minded adults’ version of a child’s magical thinking. See What Happens When the Easter Bunny Stares up at Jesus Rising Into a Fuckin’ Cloud? Happy Easter, Motherfuckers! Revenge is a dish best served Irresponsibly One of the coolest pics ever: The wide, long, large swath of my disastrous personal approaches to both romantic relationships and bad luck with women named...

That Whole Adam & Eve Thing is Bullshit

…pretty much my atheism just boils down to god pisses me off. Balancing acts & ampersand Disequilibration Some words just sound so cool that they deserve to be the title of a poem regardless of how much disequilibrating they cause. When I stand up too fast, I get dizzy but I don’t care. Because I’ve always got Jesus & prayer! Religion scholar explains how a specific strain of Christianity became a toxic political force And...

The Arizona Small Town Survival Guide to Christian Infidelity

p>Small-town infidelity is a serious matter. Arizona’s small towns abundantly produce Godly Christian men needing to satisfy sexual urges and plenty of sinful housewives to satisfy those men. Although this appears to be a match made in Heaven, Christian men face many risks. To navigate the treacherous waters of small-town infidelity, Christian men should follow these life-saving, practical rules. Know the Legal Terrain The first rule of small-town infidelity is to know the legal terrain....

The Atheist Miracle

COVID is doing for atheism what generations of rational inquiry and arguing could not: silencing the lunatic Christians. Here is a shortlist of some of those silenced by nature’s miracle. Televangelist Marcus Lamb Deputy District Attorney Kelly Ernby Pastor and talk show host Bob Enyart Radio Host Marc Bernier Radio talk show host Phil Valentine Radio talk show host Dick Farrel The list goes on and on reported by the hated site, Sorry Anti-Vaxxer, which...

The Christian Deception: A Liar’s Worldview

So you think I am vicious calling Christians liars? You squirm at the harshness of my language, gasp at the bluntness of claiming Christians are pathologically dishonest, and demand more proof. Ask and you shall receive! I give you, not just the reasons they lie, but why you shouldcall them liars. Belief vs Lie Christians argue their religion is a choice of beliefbased on faith. Okay, fine, but what differentiates their belief from a lie?...

The Christian Fraud

Note: Daily, I am challenged by Christians to explain the logic in condemning all of them, and despite having answered this question in numerous articles, I again present this position as concisely as possible, primarily to provide too-lazy-to-read Christians a landing page for future inquiries. Proper Philosophy Every belief begins in philosophy, the discernment of truth, even religion. At some point, even if indoctrinated, the adherent must reconcile their values with the real world to...

The Christian Meets the Leprechaun

You keep saying Christians are delusional and crazy. This ad hominem attack proves nothing. Look around and you will see that there are millions of Christians. According to you, they are all nuts. Maybe you should talk to a psychologist. ~Christian Email Dear Christian, Once, a God-fearing man celebrated his birthday in a bar by drinking green beer on Saint Patty's Day. Holding his paper top hat and stumbling through the crowded room of patrons...

The Complete Summary & Commentary of Bible Books

Old Testament The Book of Psalms The Book of Psalms is a book of biblical wisdom. There are 150 songs that comprise the Book of Psalms. It is believed that King David wrote many of the Psalms. The psalms cover a variety of different subjects but many of them are happy songs that show praise for God. There are other Psalms that are sad prayers such as Psalm 74 while other Psalms tell how God...

The Dangers of Christianity: An Overview For Dumb Christians

Explaining the Obvious Christians wonder why I call them "stupid" and other choice words or just assume I'm angry with them. The obvious, dangerous nature of Christianity that goes ignored, provokes my name-calling because to not see these risks results from stupidity or willful ignorance. How could they not be stupid or deliberately ignorant when Christianity, practiced by billions across the globe, holds immense sway over societies and individuals alike. All faith-derived power holds a dark side of breeding...

The Flaw of Stand-Your-Ground Laws & Systemic Racism

February 26, 2012, neighborhood watch captain George Zimmerman placed a 911 call, reporting a suspicious acting person, Treyvon Martin, who cut through yards on his way home. The 911 operators told Zimmerman not to approach Martin or to exit his vehicle, which he ignored then confronted Martin. The situation quickly escalated to violence and ended with Martin fatally shot in the chest. These facts as CNN reported in 2014 eventually led to a jury finding...

The Ignorance of Christian Arrogance

Anyone harmed by Christianity is biased against Christians. Christian idiocy is so widespread I sometimes wonder if this lack of sense forms naturally or from practice? Their all-encompassing irrational, unoriginal thought indicates a naturally occurring stupidity, but practice also holds a strong possibility seen in Christians constantly repeating mindless claims such as, “Something bad must have happened to you to make you so angry at Christians.” Clearly, past sufferings must fuel the rage and therefore...

The Ku Klux Klan: A Tale of Christian Terrorism

One of the most contentious points in American history is the rise of the Ku Klux Klan. Today, many people associate the Klan with a distant memory or a movement from a bygone era. There’s a tendency to diminish the impact of the Klan on American society, perhaps in an attempt to forget its influence. However, the Klan was a force of social and cultural change that profoundly impacted American culture and continues to exert influence...

The Top Four Stupid Questions Christians Ask

The average Christian is so mind-numbingly out of touch with reality that their ability to function proves amazing. Made ignorant by the religion that tells them to turn a blind eye to criticism, they hinge on illiteracy as they repeat their zombie-like questioning and, worse yet, arrogantly believe they made a point. Herein, the answers to those questions list, and though the hopeless Christian will never read them, this article relieves me of the task of...

The Top Ten Most Absurd Biblical Miracles

You Can't Make This Up - Or Maybe You Can Welcome, dear skeptics, to a journey through the annals of the absurd. Today, we're taking a look at some of the most bizarre events that are somehow accepted as divine intervention in Christian lore. Prepare yourselves for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity and disbelief as we count down the top ten most absurd biblical miracles. 1. Walking on Water (Matthew 14:22-33) Peter, one of Jesus'...

The lies we tell ourselves about love and family.

Family myths and contradictions are a great source of entertainment and amusement for many people. They provide a sense of identity, belonging and history that can be cherished and passed on to future generations. They can also be used to justify all kinds of behaviors, decisions and attitudes that might otherwise be questioned or challenged. But what are the drawbacks of blindly accepting these stories without examining them critically? What are some of the biggest...

This Christmas, Santa v. Jesus: Give Faith to the One Most Deserving

Every year, Christians remind us of their religion with their Jesus-talk concerning Christmas’ “true importance,” but Christian Pollution reveals the true savior — Santa! Christians claim Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Christ and his so-called miracles, yet Santa takes centerstage with his toy delivery achievement. Using nine tiny, magic reindeer pulling a flying sled, Santa delivers toys to all the children of the world and asks almost nothing in return! The evidence...

Time to Get the Christian Horror, Clarence Thomas, off the Bench!

Though Clarence Thomas is not the only Supreme Court Justice guilty of lying, corruption, and conflicts of interests, Thomas forms a starting point to impeach the corrupt zealots running the Supreme Court. The current circulating petition reached over a million signatures and continues growing due to the outrage and fear of this Catholic justice who has urged the revisit of rulings concerning gay marriage, LGBTQ, and other rights previously granted by the court. Sign the...

Topics of Interest On Psycho Christian Dating Sites

When you show up, bible in hand, teeth sparkling, deodorant hiding your incel flop-sweat and your rampant rash of anxiety hives you'll sit across quietly judging the gargantuan object of your future devotion and eternal love (marriage IS a sacrament, after all) you'll need a wide swath of subjects to debate over and concur upon in the name of da load—hopefully, our suggestions below will help you hone in and hit a bullseye — you...

Trump, Hitler, & The Nazi Christian MAGA Anti-Woke Awakening

When one follows a leader who seems to have all the right answers it is shocking when that leader loses. The MAGA Christian cult has yet to see Donald Trump as the psychopathic malignant narcissist he so clearly is. However, we have an accurate precedent in relatively recent human conduct by comparing Donald Trump to Adolph Hitler and the effects such individuals have on their societies and the world. These comparisons are criticized and lambasted...

Unicorns, Big-foot, & Proof of Yer White Supremacy

America’s toxic mythologies are destroying us. Not all myths are evil or create death, despair, and soul-crushing injustice in their wake — But some are exactly that. Your belief in Unicorns or Big-foot doesn’t matter to me — your belief in white supremacy and Christian nonsense, does. California MAGA rioter nabbed by feds after his own church prayer group turns him in. Ethel (silent but moving her lips): “I pray this motherfucker goes to prison...

What is the Sermon on the Mount?: A Comprehensive Guide to Its Meaning & Impact

Table of Contents Introduction The Context of the Sermon on the Mount What is the Sermon on the Mount? An Overview of the Sermon on the Mount: Beatitudes and Teachings Detailed Analysis of the Sermon on the Mount Verses The Significance of Jesus' Sermon on the Mount The Impact of the Sermon on the Mount on Christianity The Sermon on the Mount in the Bible: Where to Find It The Sermon on the Mount Summary...

What’s Wrong With Atheism?

I happened upon Colby Hess’ article “How I Grew Utterly Disillusioned with the Atheist ‘Movement,’” which echoed many concerns I share about atheism’s practice of uselessly arguing with theists. Hess illustrates this problem, describing atheists’ attempts to attack faith as “spending your days tweeting out insults to theists,” likening these insults with assertions of, “The sky is blue.” “The Earth is round.” “Water is wet.” Hess finds no argument with me on this point or...

When will Christians just shut the fuck up?

Christians accusing anyone of “bad taste” holds the seriousness of Ron Jeremy accusing Hollywood of selling sex. Yes, the Jesus Junker is in bad taste, having depicted evangelical Christians in a false, negative manner. Clearly, there is no truth to this satire whatsoever because conservative Christians never hoard guns, don’t celebrate Trump, and embrace evolution. Take, for instance, the above photo’s undeserving poke at Marjorie Taylor Greene, an upstanding Christian who represents the peace-loving, all-inclusive...

Why Christians? Because they’re dangerous.

“You’re angry.” “You’re paranoid.” “You’re mean.” “You’re not helping.” The accusations aimed at Christian Pollution highlight Christian danger exhibited in their meaningless and untruthful claims. Christian Pollution doesn’t strive to make apostates but instead clarifies the ever-present Christian threat, hoping to help non-Christians navigate the treacherous religion. Answering Christian defenders’ comments with harshly written articles presents another opportunity to show Christian insanity, hostility, and danger, and if Christians don’t want unpleasant replies, they shouldn’t comment....

Wild Christians ~ Caught in Print!

Ten months ago, Terry Trueman and I undertook the challenge to document Christians in the wilds of America. We braved the danger of Christian backlash and hatred to bring you the hard-hitting truth about the asinine people who believe themselves worthy of eternal salvation. With Christian Pollution born, we began observing and interacting with Christians. We named the one I am holding above "Little Christian Boebert” when we rescued her after breaking her tooth, racing...

Wow! Christianity is normal.

You’re not railing against Christians. You’re railing against the human condition. All countries were founded on the morals of the predominant culture. The concept of separation of church and state by the “founding fathers” was really for the government to not endorse a particular flavor of Christianity-remember the King was Episcopalian. Many of the early settlers came to be able to practice their own versions of PROTESTANT Christianity. Catholicism was considered evil when the country...

You asked for a miracle to stop the Christians; I give you the IRS!

We see preachers driving expensive cars, buying private jets, and building enormous homes. Witnessing the blatant flaunting of wealth, we wonder how churches, especially the megachurches littering the US, can possibly be considered nonprofits? We shake our heads in disgust, feeling helpless witnessing the corruption — sometimes right in our town or city. Those pastors laugh and laugh after obtaining their nonprofit status, submitting their fraudulent statements, and evading taxes. They laugh and laugh from...

Articles in this collection include:

Chapter: Christianity: The Bullshit is Possible, (But Probably Not,) & Therefore Dishonest

Chapter: Trumping for Jesus

Chapter: Sex, Gender, & Christians

Chapter: Excuses are Like Assholes; Every Christian has one & they all stink!

Chapter: Where do we go from here?

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