You won’t have sex with me — there’s something terribly wrong — with you
This INCEL movement
is almost impossible not
to laugh at,
although it’s not funny
in its most extreme manifestations.
Nor is it amusing, I assume,
to the women in the crosshairs
of these madmen’s hate.
I grew up in an era
where, when I met a
and the situation and mood
we were almost as likely
to fuck as we were to shake hands —
Oh, yeah, I acknowledge
it usually took a little longer
to get into bed.
But it wasn’t a miracle.
It wasn’t terribly rare.
And truth be told,
I was a kind of hairy, smelly hippie,
then a bald man,
never very rich or successful
AFTER the 60’s and 70’s and 80's
(and 90’s for that matter) were past.
Yet I had a lot of sexual partners.
My hygiene wasn’t always great.
I didn’t go to the dentist for
a lot of years,
even though my first girlfriend
(I was 12)
gave me a toothbrush as a ‘gift.’
The secret of my success with
the ladies, I’m convinced, was
my genuine interest in them
(and most assuredly in
having sex with them)
and my hopes of finding and feeling
love, not just sex from
I ever was with.
I think that was about it.
I can guarantee
that I never considered
any girl or woman
as ever ‘owing’ me sex
or love or closeness,
any more than I owed it to her.
But I always appreciated it,
that hope of finding intimacy drove me
and was always there.
Even as relationship after relationship
floundered on the rocky shores of reality
and left us both drowning in that sea of love
where, as Stevie Nick’s put it,
“Everyone would love to drown.”
I never gave up hoping
I’d find real love,
until I finally did find it.
I get that it’s tougher
to get laid these days,
but throwing acid in women’s faces
or praising lunatics who do so,
probably isn’t going to work out
Maybe you can be like Trump
I hear he’s gotten
a lot of sex from women he barely knows
who didn’t want to do it with him at all —
some of whom haven’t even sued him . . .
Image by Lisa Runnels and all you INCELs should look hard because this is it boys, and you know why? Because she’s NEVER gonna fuck you ... that’s right, losers ... YOU!”